Posted by
Tracey O'Donnell on Sunday, November 11, 2007 6:17:11 PM
Arguing with liberals is ineffective not least because we don’t speak the same language. The liberal lexicon either excludes or redefines so many words as to render communication impossible. What follow are just a few of the words that provoke a vacant stare in a liberal. An exhaustive list would be too exhausting.
A - Aberration: As nothing can be affirmed as right or true, nothing can stray or deviate from that norm. Anything goes.
B - Benefit: Redefined as “right.”
C - Consequence: Liberal tunnel vision allows for only one idea at a time. There are no consequences to actions, only new opportunities to legislate away any perceived inconveniences.
D – Defense: As others only become aggressive towards us as a natural response to our bad, non-liberal behavior, if we would just be nicer to everyone around the world – sign their treaties, join their clubs - America would need no defense.
E – Evil: This concept was introduced by killjoy religions. Everyone is basically good (except conservative Christians).
F - Female: There are no sexes, only socially constructed genders. We can overcome such outdated concepts through medicine, re-education, and, of course…legislation.
G - God: No one smarter or more empowered to impose his will on his environment than a secular liberal can be conceived of.
H - Hypocrisy: Apes don’t notice that they are naked either.
I - Incongruous: As there is no standard against which to judge any new idea, liberal positions logically conflict with one another.
J - Judiciary: Redefined as last-ditch legislators.
K - Kill: Anything that comes after “thou shalt not…” smacks of oppression.
L - Limit: Liberals will not be bound by anything external to their own desires. Nature itself cannot hold them back.
M - Morals: More non-binding social constructs party-poopers invent to hinder progress.
N - Never: All options are open.
O - Objective: They can’t see past their own perception.
P - Philosophy: One is as good as another, and the easiest one is none at all.
Q - Questions: Liberals only have answers.
R - Responsibility: Only rights apply to people who are the center of their own universe.
S - Should/Shouldn’t: Liberals only understand “can” and “can’t.”
T - Truth: What the meaning of “is” is.
U - Underage: The only thing 11-year-olds are too young to do is smoke, but the rest of us aren’t allowed to do that anymore either.
V - Value: Nothing is intrinsic. (In any case, the only “V” word liberals know is “victim”).
W - Wish: Liberals have no wishes, only legislation that has yet to be pushed through.
X - Xenophobia: Liberals only hate America.
Y - You: Me first.
Z - Zealot: Redefined to mean anyone who believes in anything permanent.